A test job listing

Tester job duties include pretending to be a real person, and being a vessel for sample content to put with a test job listing.

Responsibilities:

  • Fetching coffees, but only those made with oat milk
  • Herding packs of alpacas
  • Replacing aglets on the ends of frayed shoelaces
  • Rewinding VHS tapes before returning them to the video store
  • Licking their finger and holding it up in the air to determine the wind direction
  • Making the TSCHE-CHU-CHU-CHU-TSCHE sound when transforming Optimus Prime into truck mode
  • Building Ikea furniture
  • Liaising with clients and assisting with queries

Requirements and skills:

  • Excellent interpersonal skills
  • 40 to 50 years minimum, prior experience
  • Excellent time management and organisational skills
  • The ability to work with minimum supervision
  • Strong attention to detail
  • Excellent verbal and written communication skills
Applications for this position closed on Saturday 14th Sep 2024.