A test job listing
Tester job duties include pretending to be a real person, and being a vessel for sample content to put with a test job listing.
Responsibilities:
- Fetching coffees, but only those made with oat milk
- Herding packs of alpacas
- Replacing aglets on the ends of frayed shoelaces
- Rewinding VHS tapes before returning them to the video store
- Licking their finger and holding it up in the air to determine the wind direction
- Making the TSCHE-CHU-CHU-CHU-TSCHE sound when transforming Optimus Prime into truck mode
- Building Ikea furniture
- Liaising with clients and assisting with queries
Requirements and skills:
- Excellent interpersonal skills
- 40 to 50 years minimum, prior experience
- Excellent time management and organisational skills
- The ability to work with minimum supervision
- Strong attention to detail
- Excellent verbal and written communication skills
Applications for this position closed on Saturday 14th Sep 2024.